deppjohnnydepp: staring longingly at the water bottle, nothing else. reblogging for the water bottle.

deppjohnnydepp:

staring longingly at the water bottle, nothing else.

reblogging for the water bottle.

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I know very little about acting. I’m just an incredibly gifted faker.

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hockeyplayersaskids: Marc-Andre Fleury

hockeyplayersaskids:

Marc-Andre Fleury

beatsandblades: raisethewhiteflag: fuckux3: LOOK AT PLUTO. PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY LISTEN. Pluto is so small, that if you set it down on top of the United States, it wouldn’t even cover half the country.  It’s not a planet, it’s not even a rock.  It’s an iceball, okay?  And it’s likely just the largest we’ve found so far of what may very well be BILLIONS of iceballs out there.  (They are rather far away and thus don’t reflect much light.  Hard to spot them.  Our sun, from that distance, just looks like a slightly brighter star than all the rest in the sky.) The only reason it was named a planet in the first place is because 1) it was the first “planet” discovered by an American, and 2) its existence was hypothesized by a dude named Percival Lowell, except he thought it was going to be a giant gassy planet, and the only other thing he was famous for was believing Mars was covered in alien-made canals to transfer water from the poles to nearer the equator.  Seeing as how that was a little crackpot but they’d already named a big fancy observatory after him, “discovering a planet” (which he didn’t do, since Pluto was actually discovered by a kid from Kansas after Lowell died) made him seem slightly more like a learned astronomer and less like a crazyass loon. SO, PLUTO’S NOT A PLANET.  IT NEVER WAS A PLANET.  SORRY, BUT LET IT GO, PEOPLE.  If you wanted to invite Pluto to the party, you’d have to include the billion other things out there in what’s called the Kuiper Belt, like Halley’s Comet, for example, which would be a little like inviting bacteria to a human party.  I mean, if that’s your kink, okay, but … Actually lol’ing at how serious this got so quickly.

beatsandblades:

raisethewhiteflag:

fuckux3:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY

LISTEN.

Pluto is so small, that if you set it down on top of the United States, it wouldn’t even cover half the country.  It’s not a planet, it’s not even a rock.  It’s an iceball, okay?  And it’s likely just the largest we’ve found so far of what may very well be BILLIONS of iceballs out there.  (They are rather far away and thus don’t reflect much light.  Hard to spot them.  Our sun, from that distance, just looks like a slightly brighter star than all the rest in the sky.)

The only reason it was named a planet in the first place is because 1) it was the first “planet” discovered by an American, and 2) its existence was hypothesized by a dude named Percival Lowell, except he thought it was going to be a giant gassy planet, and the only other thing he was famous for was believing Mars was covered in alien-made canals to transfer water from the poles to nearer the equator.  Seeing as how that was a little crackpot but they’d already named a big fancy observatory after him, “discovering a planet” (which he didn’t do, since Pluto was actually discovered by a kid from Kansas after Lowell died) made him seem slightly more like a learned astronomer and less like a crazyass loon.

SO, PLUTO’S NOT A PLANET.  IT NEVER WAS A PLANET.  SORRY, BUT LET IT GO, PEOPLE.  If you wanted to invite Pluto to the party, you’d have to include the billion other things out there in what’s called the Kuiper Belt, like Halley’s Comet, for example, which would be a little like inviting bacteria to a human party.  I mean, if that’s your kink, okay, but …

Actually lol’ing at how serious this got so quickly.

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yourestrongerthanthisbeautiful: whathefucktate: Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself. This picture makes me so fucking happy!

yourestrongerthanthisbeautiful:

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

This picture makes me so fucking happy!

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johnny-derpp:

Johnny Depp - The Astronaut’s Wife

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hemsworthss:

Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)

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“What does it mean to win? …there are no words”

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